Some People Can’t Dance.

By Mickey Jupp

Some people got halitosis
That gets up folks's noses
These people have got my sympathy
Some people can't talk too straight
Most people don't look too great
that is - 'xcept you and me

Some people done voted Labour*
Some people got me for a neighbour
That's bad but that don't beat the guy with the 2 left feet

Some people just can't dance
Some people can't rock'n'roll
These people got no chance
These people ain't got no soul
The Doctors say there ain't no answer
Some people just can't dance

Some folks ain't got no money
Some folks can't find nothing funny
To me & my friends that's mighty sad
Some people don't know day from night
They don't know wrong from right
Ah - ain't that too bad

Some people got to hurt to live
Some people vote Conservative*
That's bad but that don't beat
The guy with the 2 left feet

Some people just can't dance
Some people can't rock'n'roll
These people got no chance
These people ain't got no soul
The Doctors say there ain't no answer
Some people just can't dance

* these are British political parties